Three Is The New Number One.
The Third Agency employs an all-digital marketing strategy; meaning all of the marketing, advertising and brand-building solutions that we offer harness the power of the web. Third takes your business from local to global in a matter of seconds.
The Top Secret Recipe for Third’s Internet Marketing Sauce
Psst…Don’t tell anybody about our special digital marketing recipe, this is just between us. We’re trusting you with the secret to all of our mountains of success. We’re giving you the golden key that opens the door to your wildest dreams. Don’t worry about other people finding out about this, the Internet is a totally private place. Nobody can see what we post, especially if we ‘whisper’ using really small font and avoid TYPING IN ALL CAPS LIKE THIS. We’re experts at keeping things a secret.
Third’s Internet Marketing Sauce
- Preparation - A few minutes, depending on how fast you can fill out this form. Once we receive the form, we’ll embark on the journey to collect the rare ingredients required to prepare your unique marketing sauce mixture (usually some samples of fine unicorn hair, a deep sea mermaid’s golden ornament, two flawless phoenix feathers, a vial of the original Sweet Baby Ray’s barbecue extract which is almost always added to our marketing sauces and, of course, the optional elder minotaur horn)
- Cook Time - It doesn’t take us very long to cook up the perfect marketing strategy for you. We’ll work closely with you and your business to come up with the best tasting sauce you’ve ever had…but asking us to give you a set time for making the sauce is like asking a master wizard to teach you all of his spells in under two days, it’s just not possible. (Note: We’re not 100% sure on this. If you’ve ever trained with a master wizard, or even a journeyman wizard, please contact us immediately so we can verify that our analogy is in line with modern wizard teachings)
- Ready to Serve - The great thing about our sauce is that it tends to be ready to serve as soon as your mind decides you’re ready to try it, which is really only a few minutes from now because you’re already starting to see the potential of using this magic sauce to grow and improve your business.
- Number of Servings - How hungry for success are you? Once the sauce is complete, we suggest you continue to use the sauce until your highest level of satisfaction is reached. If the feeling of slight immortality or the possession of superhuman-like abilities starts to become too much of a responsibility, we suggest you reduce the use of the sauce until you reach your ideal comfort zone. We know, being a superhero and running a business is a lot of work. Some of us just don’t have the time to do both. We’ve actually had Batman, Superman and The Hulk personally contact us to tell us this. (Note: All of these superheroes are also rumored to be avid supporters of The Third Agency’s marketing sauce. How do you think they got so much publicity?)
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|† – The value in the Weight column determines how important the ingredient is in predicting the success overall success of the project. Not all ingredients are required for success. Presence of the highly elusive X-Factor nearly guarantees success.|
|‡ – Yes, our special sauces typically defy the laws of physics and experience total percentages above 100%. Our dedicated team of mad scientists suggest the phenomenon has something to do with ‘synergy’ and subatomic reactions that take place after the introduction of the Sweet Baby Ray’s barbecue sauce.|
Taking the First Step
Ask and ye shall receive. The road to online profitability for your business begins right here, all you have to do is let us know you’re willing to take the first step. As a team, we’ll move towards achieving your goals and giving you the powerful results you’ve known the Internet is capable of producing for your business. After all, you wouldn’t be here if you weren’t looking to take on the Internet, right?
Taking the first step is simple, complete our short form and we’ll get back to you in less than 24 hours to begin working with you on your campaign. No hard selling, no strings attached, no pushy salesman. Just us collaborating with you to come up with a winning Internet marketing strategy. Don’t have time to talk on the phone? Email is completely fine! In fact, you can choose whether you’d like us to contact you by phone or email while filling out the form.
Go With Your Gut, It’s Usually Right
Ultimately, you’re the one who makes the final decision to work with us or not. If everything feels right, go for it! If your gut is telling you it’s not the right time, we’ll still be here if you change your mind. The Third Agency isn’t in the business of pushing people to make decisions they’re not sure about. We want you to be just as excited about Internet marketing as we are!
Don’t want to dive head-first into the deep end of Internet marketing just yet? Maybe you only have a quick question about the benefits of Internet marketing in general. We know just the right place for you! Head on over to our Contact page and send us a quick message. We throw a small party every time we get a message about online marketing from one of our Third Agency ‘superfans’ simply because we love hearing from people who are interested in a topic we care so much about.
Everyone Gets the ✩ Superstar ✩ Treatment
You’ll receive the same award-winning marketing services that The Third Agency is known for whether you’re a small company looking for steady growth or a multi-million dollar enterprise looking to integrate digital media and online advertising into your current marketing strategy. The innovative and highly effective digital marketing strategies that we develop for each of the businesses we work with are completely customized and tailored to the unique needs of each business. You won’t find any cookie cutters or out-of-the-box marketing solutions here.
Incorporating Digital Marketing Into Your Daily Routine
There’s No ‘Pain’ or ‘Tasteless Food’ in Digital Dieting
Unlike traditional dieting, adding Internet marketing to your company’s daily routine is quick and painless. In fact, you’ll probably end up enjoying it. Especially when ‘dieting’ starts growing your business and making you more money. If only eating healthy and exercising were this simple.
It’s Like Having a Marathon Runner Take Your Place on the Treadmill
Embracing Internet marketing doesn’t mean more work for you. It means more business for you. As your dedicated digital agency, we’ll do all of the intense workouts for you and then pass along all of the amazing results to you. You’ll actually wake up one morning with eight-pack abs and so much new strength that you’ll break the handle in your shower on accident when you try to turn it on (we’re not responsible for shower handle damage).
Fire Your Expensive Personal Trainer That Screams Too Loud
Having someone yell in your face while you’re trying to accomplish something that’s difficult is never any fun. That’s just not how Third likes to roll. We prefer the much more popular, team-oriented approach that sounds a little bit like this:
“Hey, are you getting a little tired from all this running? Great, me too. Let’s take a quick break, maybe grab some lunch and then follow it up with a nice nap. After all, a full stomach and a rested mind are essential to achieving our goals. We’ll bust the rest of this out twice as fast if we stay calm and collected. By the way, have you ever heard of that story The Tortoise and the Hare? Yeah? I like that story too! We’re such awesome friends.”
It continues to amaze us how an organized and focused team can work together and generate extraordinary results. We like the Internet marketing process to be an involved, collaborative effort. One of the many benefits of teaming up with The Third Agency is that you have the freedom and flexibility to be as involved with your marketing campaign as you’d like. Prefer the hands off, set-and-forget marketing approach? No problem, we’ll still get the project done. In the end, it’s all about your available options. With Third, you’ll see that you have quite a few.
The Origin of Three
The Historic Tale of The Third Agency
Once upon a time, just a few months ago, a young marketing agency made a special wish and cast a shiny coin into a forgotten well at the top of a hidden mountain. The agency wished that effective marketing services be available to all businesses, regardless of the size of their budget or their technical skill. The agency believed that every great product and service deserved a moment of glory, and that each should be given an equal chance to succeed.
The agency returned to the foot of the mountain where it was greeted by an elderly wandering gypsy. The gypsy mysteriously presented the agency with a complicated riddle that was thought-provoking and challenging and then slowly faded away as she continued up the base of the mountain. The agency then embarked on the lengthy journey home.
The agency thought constantly about the riddle for the remainder of the journey home. No matter how much it tried, the agency couldn’t solve the gypsy’s riddle. By the time it returned home, the agency became so entranced in what the gypsy had said that it couldn’t imagine not knowing the answer to her crafty riddle. The agency immediately sat down at the computer and used Google to search for the answer it desperately needed.
Within seconds, the agency had discovered the solution to what was apparently the world’s most difficult riddle. Realizing the true potential of Google’s magical ability to help people find what they’re looking for, the agency chose to dedicate its life to spreading the word of a magnificent tool the townsfolk were now calling “the Internet”.
From that moment on, the now enlightened agency made the choice to live a purely digital lifestyle. From that moment on, the agency would then be referred to as…
The Third Agency