Third’s Internet Marketing Sauce

• Preparation - A few minutes, depending on how fast you can fill out this form. Once we receive the form, we’ll embark on the journey to collect the rare ingredients required to prepare your unique marketing sauce mixture (usually some samples of fine unicorn hair, a deep sea mermaid’s golden ornament, two flawless phoenix feathers, a vial of the original Sweet Baby Ray’s barbecue extract which is almost always added to our marketing sauces and, of course, the optional elder minotaur horn)
• Cook Time - It doesn’t take us very long to cook up the perfect marketing strategy for you. We’ll work closely with you and your business to come up with the best tasting sauce you’ve ever had…but asking us to give you a set time for making the sauce is like asking a master wizard to teach you all of his spells in under two days, it’s just not possible. (Note: We’re not 100% sure on this. If you’ve ever trained with a master wizard, or even a journeyman wizard, please contact us immediately so we can verify that our analogy is in line with modern wizard teachings)
• Ready to Serve - The great thing about our sauce is that it tends to be ready to serve as soon as your mind decides you’re ready to try it, which is really only a few minutes from now because you’re already starting to see the potential of using this magic sauce to grow and improve your business.
Me Hungry. Me Need Sauce Now!
• Number of Servings - How hungry for success are you? Once the sauce is complete, we suggest you continue to use the sauce until your highest level of satisfaction is reached. If the feeling of slight immortality or the possession of superhuman-like abilities starts to become too much of a responsibility, we suggest you reduce the use of the sauce until you reach your ideal comfort zone. We know, being a superhero and running a business is a lot of work. Some of us just don’t have the time to do both. We’ve actually had Batman, Superman and The Hulk personally contact us to tell us this. (Note: All of these superheroes are also rumored to be avid supporters of The Third Agency’s marketing sauce. How do you think they got so much publicity?)

Step-By-Step Instructions

1. Taking the First Step

   Ask and ye shall receive. The road to online profitability for your business begins right here, all you have to do is let us know you’re willing to take the first step. As a team, we’ll move towards achieving your goals and giving you the powerful results you’ve known the Internet is capable of producing for your business. After all, you wouldn’t be here if you weren’t looking to take on the Internet, right?
   
   Taking the first step is simple, complete our short form and we’ll get back to you in less than 24 hours to begin working with you on your campaign. No hard selling, no strings attached, no pushy salesman. Just us collaborating with you to come up with a winning Internet marketing strategy. Don’t have time to talk on the phone? Email is completely fine! In fact, you can choose whether you’d like us to contact you by phone or email while filling out the form.

2. Go With Your Gut, It’s Usually Right

   Ultimately, you’re the one who makes the final decision to work with us or not. If everything feels right, go for it! If your gut is telling you it’s not the right time, we’ll still be here if you change your mind. The Third Agency isn’t in the business of pushing people to make decisions they’re not sure about. We want you to be just as excited about Internet marketing as we are!
   
   Don’t want to dive head-first into the deep end of Internet marketing just yet? Maybe you only have a quick question about the benefits of Internet marketing in general. We know just the right place for you! Head on over to our Contact page and send us a quick message. We throw a small party every time we get a message about online marketing from one of our Third Agency ‘superfans’ simply because we love hearing from people who are interested in a topic we care so much about.

3. Everyone Gets the ✩ Superstar ✩ Treatment

   You’ll receive the same award-winning marketing services that The Third Agency is known for whether you’re a small company looking for steady growth or a multi-million dollar enterprise looking to integrate digital media and online advertising into your current marketing strategy. The innovative and highly effective digital marketing strategies that we develop for each of the businesses we work with are completely customized and tailored to the unique needs of each business. You won’t find any cookie cutters or out-of-the-box marketing solutions here.

Incorporating Digital Marketing Into Your Daily Routine

• There’s No ‘Pain’ or ‘Tasteless Food’ in Digital Dieting

  Unlike traditional dieting, adding Internet marketing to your company’s daily routine is quick and painless. In fact, you’ll probably end up enjoying it. Especially when ‘dieting’ starts growing your business and making you more money. If only eating healthy and exercising were this simple.

• It’s Like Having a Marathon Runner Take Your Place on the Treadmill

  Embracing Internet marketing doesn’t mean more work for you. It means more business for you. As your dedicated digital agency, we’ll do all of the intense workouts for you and then pass along all of the amazing results to you. You’ll actually wake up one morning with eight-pack abs and so much new strength that you’ll break the handle in your shower on accident when you try to turn it on (we’re not responsible for shower handle damage).

• Fire Your Expensive Personal Trainer That Screams Too Loud

  Having someone yell in your face while you’re trying to accomplish something that’s difficult is never any fun. That’s just not how Third likes to roll. We prefer the much more popular, team-oriented approach that sounds a little bit like this:
  
  “Hey, are you getting a little tired from all this running? Great, me too. Let’s take a quick break, maybe grab some lunch and then follow it up with a nice nap. After all, a full stomach and a rested mind are essential to achieving our goals. We’ll bust the rest of this out twice as fast if we stay calm and collected. By the way, have you ever heard of that story The Tortoise and the Hare? Yeah? I like that story too! We’re such awesome friends.”
  
  It continues to amaze us how an organized and focused team can work together and generate extraordinary results. We like the Internet marketing process to be an involved, collaborative effort. One of the many benefits of teaming up with The Third Agency is that you have the freedom and flexibility to be as involved with your marketing campaign as you’d like. Prefer the hands off, set-and-forget marketing approach? No problem, we’ll still get the project done. In the end, it’s all about your available options. With Third, you’ll see that you have quite a few.

I’m Ready. Let’s Do This!